Pee Test
Posted @ 10:55 a.m. on 2008-02-08

This morning I had my drug test. I didn't study very hard. All I did was drink two cups of coffee and a bottle of water before the 20 minute drive to the drug test place. 20 minutes is plenty of time to metabolize water and coffee.

The good thing about coffee is that the caffeine in it acts as a diuretic. In laymans terms.....it makes you pee. So drinking 20 ounces of water and two cups of coffee (containing water) equals quite a bit of piss.

In Smash's case, 5 pints of beer equals the same thing plus a guaranteed fun time.

So after the test, as I was filling out the rest of the paperwork, I saw a picture of a Marine on the wall across from me.

I asked the lady that was working the desk if the Marine was a family member of hers. She smiled and said that he was her son.

"Oh. Well is he still in or did he get out already?"

"He's deceased"

Well isn't that just great Hubbyman! Make the poor lady talk about her son that got killed in Iraq.

"I'm so sorry"

"It's OK. If it wasn't I wouldn't have his picture there."

She and I continued talking about him and the honors that he received and is still receiving.

I can't tell you how proud it makes me feel when I see that society still honors the fallen members of the military.

With all the political crap that has gone on for the why's and the who's around this war it is wonderful that people can recognize that the men and women serving are doing their jobs so that the people opposed to the war can bitch and complain freely. If people in the service didn't do what they do then the people who bitch and complain would be thrown in jail (ie. Communism)and instead of bitchers they would become BITCHES.