Beware the Ides of March
Posted @ 9:20 a.m. on 2006-03-07

Shakespeare thought he had it correct but according to the great poet and writer......Hubbyman the truth hasn't been told until now.

Everyone knows that on February 14th a little naked guy with wings shoots guys in the butt and makes them give their loved ones such things a chocolate, roses, stuffed animals, and/or takes them out to dinner. What does this have to do with the "Ides". I'll tell you.

February 14th, as everyone knows, is a women's holiday. So it would seem customary that the guys have a day to themselves. Take for example Mothers day. The male equivalent is of course Fathers day. Memorial day and Labor day. Easter and Halloween. Independence day and Thanksgiving day. Christmas and Presidents day. Each is the opposite of each other. To this I introduce S&BJ Day (Steak and a Blow Job Day). This is the male equivalent and complete opposite of Valentines Day.

S&BJ Day is celebrated on March 14th. Coincidence....not so much. Hence the title of this bulletin. See fellas, while it is nice to have a day that offers men's two most desired things, a perfectly cooked steak and a few moments of pure passion...and then the BJ, there is a trick. The two following days a guy has to be absolutely perfect to his woman or else she will remember it for ever. Then next year, after you spent a fortune on jewelry for her on Valentines day, she will bring up that you were a complete jerk on the 15th and 16th of March the previous year so that you wont get to celebrate the 14th. And then you'll be out with your buds drinking green beers on the 17th (St. Patty's Day whose opposite is December 7th, the bombing of Pearl Harbor).

So as I said before guys. March 14 is S&BJ Day....but beware the Ides of March!