Broke
Posted @ 11:49 a.m. on 2006-01-07

We finally got the new keyboard for the computer in yesterday. It’s a waterproof keyboard that is flexible enough to roll up and submerge in water. Our last one had the tendency to get coffee spilled on it. Wifey or I would be sitting here and doing our computer thin when, for one reason or another; we would get up and leave our coffee sitting beside the computer. We would return to find the contents of our mugs all over the place and out babe licking the inside of the mug. Eventually the coffee damaged some of the keys. I set out to find a cheep keyboard that we could use. I went searching EBay and found the water proof one. Since out computer “hutch” is black I, naturally, chose a black keyboard.
Like I said, we got it yesterday and I plugged it in this morning. Reading the directions was a hoot and I’ll get to that in a minute. It feels cool and is very quiet. The only problem that I have is pressing the keys. My key stroke has to be perfect or the letter won’t type. I guess it is a good learning tool but it still pisses me off. I guess I’ll be switching back to the old keyboard.
To get to the good part. These directions are in the best Jingresh I have ever seen.
Jingresh (jing, grehsh) n. The adapted language used by Orientel humans in an attempt speek English.

If I have offended anyone then I am sorry.
And it just so happens that I can't find the dirrectiond because I think they were thrown away. The only example that I have is: "Do not submerge in completely water." and "Do not putting on the roast." The first one is easy to figure out. The second one I think is saying not to dry the keyboard in the oven or microwave, I think. So there you have it. Bye